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ESSAY 28
HELP DESTROY THE MAFIA
MAKE CRIME LEGAL
Isn't it logical? Get rid of the organized crime con-
trol of drugs by legalizing drugs. It worked with alcohol--
there are no more alcohol problems! (Alcohol is the number
one drug problem in America). It would work with other drugs,
wouldn't it? And why stop with legalizing drugs?
Why not legalize theft? As a test, we could start with
a body that makes laws. First, the body would have to make
itself immune to the laws it passes. (The Contract with
America may change this.) Then, it would exact more money
from taxpayers than it needed to govern. The tax rate would
be increased so gradually that the public would not be aware
of it--the old frog-in-the-boiling water trick.
Then they would hide some taxes which would be passed
on to consumers. For instance, there are 47 hidden taxes
in the price of a loaf of bread! STEALth taxes!
Then permit excessive payments in law suits--the old
"Robin Hood" mentality. Not many poor or middle class
people would object, since they would be the PAYEES! Or
would they be the PAYERS? Next, establish a graduated income
tax instead of a flat rate--another twist on the Robin Hood
idea. Notice the word, "Hood?" Don't we want to get rid of
hoods? Or, do we want to become hoods? Of course, the
graduated income tax makes the rich pay more, doesn't it?
Or, do the rich, who are generally "smarter than the average
bear," and rather "bullish" about it, pay more taxes? Or do
they know (and help design) the loopholes? Isn't legalized
theft wonderful?
Why not legalize lying? After all, isn't everyone doing
it? Perjury is hard to prove anyway. And we all get a good
laugh out of advertisements that, well, really lie. In fact,
commercials are sometimes better entertainment than the regu-
lar TV programming! I would not imply that TV programming
conveys lies and teaches lying--don't you dare infer that!
And if we legalize prostitution, the government can take
the place of the Mafia. Government pimps would rake in the
cash for the government and our taxes could be reduced!?
Our sons and daughters would take the required courses in
college: Pimping I and Prostitution I. The POOR Mafia will
be out of business in this area. (The IRS did seize at least
one prostitution business for back taxes. They ran the house
of prostitution for a while!)
We have already legalized adultery, a giant step forward
in the evolution of mankind. And our sanctified media is busy
educating the next generation in the fine art of extramarital
and perverted sex. Government education has jumped on the
bandwagon with its propaganda: "Everybody is doing it! Here,
have a condom--have safe sex!" By invoking the powerful peer
pressure weapon, we have lowered the fear of AIDS and other
STD so that another barrier to the BAD teaching of abstinence
is removed. Never mind that the term " safe sex" is an
oxymoron, just go ahead and lie to the kids. It is a "good"
example and helps teach them to lie!
The next step to legalizing crime is to take the law of
sodomy off the books. It is one of the select sins and crimes
that the PC elete are not enforcing. Let's hear it from the
PC amen corner! The President is doing all he can to
legitimize homosexuality. Hoorah for AIDS! Let's spread it
faster and reduce the world population--there are too many
people in the world, anyhow. (A lie--see Essay 58).
Apparently sodomy is off the books in Congress now,
along with statutory rape. Representative Gerry Studds
(D-MA), who openly admitted his homosexuality in 1983, was
officially censured by the House for seducing a 16-year-old
male page and for propositioning two more minor pages. Was
this paragon of virtue tried in a court of law? Was he
sentenced to prison for sodomy and statutory rape? No! Studds
was REWARDED by being placed as Chairman of the House
Merchant Marine and Fisheries Committee, which also oversees
the Coast Guard. Folks, the inmates are running the asylum!
Then, we could legalize murder. However, this would have
to be introduced gradually. Our society could not take this
in large doses. Don't be so obvious as to kill Jews, as we
are "onto the Nazis." Start with something "innocent" like
a D & C on a female patient who is "ill." If a human embryo
is scraped from the womb, who is going to tell--the mother,
the doctor, the father? Then, in order to stop the illegal
use of coathangers and backalley abortions, make abortions
legal, since people are going to have them anyway. You're
catching on, now. Begin murdering those who cannot resist!
We were murdering newborns in the 1970s and we have been
killing our elderly for some time. Unwanted newborns are kept
sedated and starve to death (See Ramsey, ETHICS AT THE EDGES
OF LIFE). The elderly can be put out of their misery (or, is
it OUR misery) by skilful neglect.
Then, we will be ready for the next giant step: turning
on another class of people. Using the techniques of Paul
Joseph Goebbels, who wrote Nazi propaganda for DAS REICH,
a popular German newspaper, the public can be slowly indoc-
trinated into a favorable PC position for murdering a whole
new class of people!
Isn't this wonderful? We're making crime legal! Get
your resumes ready, dear Mafiosi--you're going to have to
look for another job!
And, Oh! Another item that should have been included
earlier: the moral basis of civil and criminal law must be
removed before any of this can happen. The highest court in
the land would have to remove the Ten Commandments and the
Bible from school, so there would be no moral standards left
for the next generation. Then, the government schools would
indoctrinate students with a new radical social agenda
instead of teaching students basic skills and instilling
character!
The scriptures must no longer be accepted in a court of
law, as this would discourage current PC fads, and hinder the
evolution of HOMO SAPIENS. It would certainly interfere with
many lifestyles and personal conveniences.
NOTE: A BONUS FOR THE LIBERAL POLITICIANS--Making crime
legal would also reduce the crime rate to 0 percent. We could
then save money by doing away with all law enforcement!
END